There should be a law against...

Stocking Christmas goods before the holiday season.
It's September for fuck's sake. There's already selection boxes and tiny chocolate Santas roaming the shelves of Tesco. Every year, this happens, and every year I get angry. This year however, is the first time I've written it down.

There are now 97 days until Christmas. Surely we don't need that long to go and buy stuff? If Christmas is stretched over 3 months, the entire thing loses some of its speciality. "It's the season to be jolly", well when exactly is this "season"? Some shops seem to think it begins with October and ends with January. I'd like to think it's more or less the month of December. But that's just me of course.

The point is, I do not want to be walking around, minding my own business to be bombarded with Santas, snowmen, reindeer and all the rest during AUTUMN. It's not even Winter! Of course, it only really goes into overdrive after Halloween. That being said, although Tesco has Christmas stuff already, I didn't see a single thing for Halloween.
Odd.

So Tesco managers nationwide, if you're reading this...KEEP THE CHRISTMAS CRAP UNTIL CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLES.
Kthxbi. =]